「Ten minutes later.」
Lin Feng and Yang Qiniang found a milk tea shop.
After sitting down, Yang Qiniang took out his phone and called his sister.
He asked them where they were now.
Unexpectedly, he learned that they had already taken a car back to school.
From the other end of the line, the faint sound of a girl’s sobs could be heard.
Although the sound wasn’t loud, both Lin Feng and he could tell it was probably Su Ruoxi’s voice.
The two of them exchanged a glance.
Yang Qiniang silently hung up the phone.
"Old Lin..."
"Tell me, did you really upset Su Ruoxi?"
A moment ago, Yang Qiniang had thought Su Ruoxi was just throwing a little tantrum.
But now, hearing the sobs through the phone, he realized that Su Ruoxi was genuinely hurt.
"I was just telling the truth."
"I didn’t even do anything."
Lin Feng shrugged and said helplessly.
’He hadn’t expected his words would hurt Su Ruoxi so much!’
"Old Lin, this just proves how clueless you are!"
"I think you’d better figure out how to get back in Su Ruoxi’s good graces!"
"We might look down on being simps, but you shouldn’t be a scumbag either!"
"If word of this gets out, you’ll go from being a ’man of steel’ to a ’damned scumbag.’ This is about your dating prospects for all four years of university..."
In any case, this matter had nothing to do with Yang Qiniang.
So, with an air of "not my problem," he looked at Lin Feng with a mischievous grin and said.
"Of course, if you treat me to a meal, I might consider asking my sister to find out what’s really going on with Su Ruoxi."
"After all, ’know yourself, know your enemy, and you will never be defeated’!"
Lin Feng rolled his eyes and retorted, "You think this is a war? ’Know yourself, know your enemy,’ and all that."
"Just one milk tea. Take it or leave it!"
Seeing Lin Feng give in, Yang Qiniang immediately sidled up to him and said with a sly grin, "Milk tea works too. Better than nothing, right?"
He then picked up the menu and ordered an extra-large milk tea.
He added one of every single topping, bringing the final price to a sky-high fifty yuan!
At first, he thought he had gotten the better of Lin Feng.
But later, he realized he was wrong.
When the milk tea was served, the employee brought it in an oversized cup, several times larger than a normal one.
The kind you needed two hands just to hold at the base.
Seeing this, Yang Qiniang was instantly dumbfounded.
"Damn!"
"Is this shop really so generous?"
Yang Qiniang couldn’t help but grumble.
But it was the milk tea he had ordered, so he had to finish it even if it brought him to tears.
As they were leaving, Lin Feng, worried that Yang Qiniang would spill the milk tea, specifically asked the employee for a bag.
A normal bag couldn’t possibly fit his cup of milk tea.
In the end, the employee had to bring out a black trash bag to put the milk tea in for him.
At this point, Yang Qiniang’s composure was about to shatter.
’If I’d known, I wouldn’t have ordered such a huge size. I really dug my own grave!’
「Half an hour later.」
The two took a car back to dorm room 404.
Their two other roommates hadn’t gone to the mall with them that afternoon. Instead, they stayed in the dorm and played Honor of Kings all afternoon.
Apparently, after a whole afternoon of effort, they had finally lost a star.
Just then, they saw Yang Qiniang appear at the doorway, carrying a black plastic bag.
They immediately put down their phones and asked curiously, "Brother Nian, why did you bring the trash back?"
"Trash my ass!"
"This is the milk tea Old Lin bought me!"
As he spoke, Yang Qiniang lifted his extra-large cup of milk tea out of the trash bag.
"Holy shit!"
"Did you rob a milk tea shop?"
"Other people drink milk tea. You’re drinking a family bucket, aren’t you?"
The two roommates couldn’t help but start roasting him.
Ignoring their roasts, Yang Qiniang took a loud slurp of his milk tea and said smugly, "What’s up? My kidneys are strong. Got a problem with that?"
After spending so much time with Cao Ming, a big guy from the Northeast,
even Yang Qiniang, a Yang City native, was starting to pick up his accent.
There’s a joke online that says when you have a roommate from the Northeast, within half a month, everyone’s accent will start to have that telltale Northeastern twang.
Looking at the situation now, it was clearly true!
"Whatever. As long as you’re not afraid of being up all night, drink as much as you want."
That milk tea was famous for being an all-nighter in a cup.
Just one cup was more effective than coffee.
Now that Yang Qiniang was drinking such a huge cup, wouldn’t he be up until dawn?
Yang Qiniang couldn’t be bothered to argue.
He sat down at his desk, took out his phone, and sent Yang Qingqing a message on WeChat.
He started asking about Su Ruoxi’s situation.
’After all, when you accept a favor, you’ve got to do the work, right?’
"Old Lin, it seems Ruoxi is already asleep."
"I heard from Qingqing that the blow you dealt her this time was pretty big."
"I think you should find some time to go and apologize to her properly."
Lin Feng nodded without saying much.
’Honestly, he never imagined his words would be such a huge blow to Su Ruoxi.’
’It seemed that in her world, guys were all too easygoing!’
’And no one had ever spoken to her like that.’
But Lin Feng couldn’t be bothered to dwell on it.
’I’ll just wait a few days for Su Ruoxi to cool down, then I’ll apologize.’
After being out and about in the hot weather, Lin Feng was already soaked in sweat.
He went into the bathroom and took a delightful shower.
When he came out, he took out the skincare products he had just bought and began applying them one by one according to the instructions.
It had to be said.
The tan he got from military training was truly ugly.
It wasn’t an all-over tan, but one with sharp, distinct lines.
His two arms and face were dark, but his torso was practically glowing white.
Right now, Lin Feng looked more like an Ultraman.
Just as he was applying serum, Yang Qiniang also finished his shower and walked out of the bathroom.
He was shirtless and sidled up to Lin Feng.
"Old Lin, give me some of that!"
After speaking, he shamelessly squeezed a huge glob from Lin Feng’s pile of skincare products.
Then, he began slathering it furiously all over his face.
"Damn, are you two gay?"
Seeing this, Cao Ming and Jiang Chao couldn’t help but comment.
"What do you mean, gay?"
"It’s Old Lin’s essence. You guys want some too?"
Yang Qiniang said while rubbing his face, turning to his other two roommates.
"Essence?"
Cao Ming: "???"
Jiang Chao: "???"
Lin Feng: "???"
’Damn it, how does everything that comes out of this guy Yang Qiniang’s mouth sound so perverted?’
"Brother Nian, we’ll pass."
"You guys go ahead and rub it in. Make sure you rub it in clean!"
Cao Ming said with a chuckle.
"Yeah, Old Lin has you, and that’s enough. Spare me and Old Cao!"
Jiang Chao chimed in.
Hearing this, Yang Qiniang finally realized something was off. He quickly looked up and saw Cao Ming and Jiang Chao lying on their top bunks with perverted smiles on their faces.
"You two sons of bitches, what the hell are you talking about?"
Yang Qiniang picked up a bottle of essence and said to them, "I was nice enough to invite you to use it. Old Lin spent over ten thousand on these skincare products, and you guys don’t even appreciate it..."
"What?"
"Over ten thousand?"
Hearing that the pile of bottles and jars actually cost over ten thousand yuan,
Cao Ming and Jiang Chao couldn’t sit still any longer and immediately jumped down from their beds.
They pushed Yang Qiniang aside and crowded around Lin Feng. "Old Lin, over ten thousand on skincare? You’re really willing to splurge!"
"Yeah, let me have some too! Let’s see how well it works!"
The next second, the two of them had shoved Yang Qiniang to the side.
Not to be outdone, Yang Qiniang desperately tried to squeeze his way back in.
"Damn it, Old Cao, stop pushing me!"
"Jiang Chao, don’t take so much! Old Lin’s essence is all mine!"
"Are you fucking wild boars? Is that how you use this stuff? You’re even putting it on your bodies?"
"Leave some for me, I’m not done yet!"
From inside dorm room 404, the guys’ strange sounds could be heard from time to time.
Students passing by the door all showed strange expressions on their faces, making "tsk tsk tsk" sounds.
’Truly, public morality is in decline!’

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