I Just Want to Slack Off in Cultivation

[I lived a cautious life, but the system keeps trying to finish me off] "Ding-dong!" "Welcome to the Intelligent Cultivation System!" "You have chosen to practice the 'Bone Tempering' technique. The system begins cultivating in your place. The system has detected that the host lacks a Bone Tempering Pill. Please wait a moment…" "Ding-dong!" "The system has successfully stolen ten Bone Tempering Pills for you, cultivation continues…" "Important reminder: during auto-cultivation you completely lose control of your body…" Having obtained the Intelligent Cultivation System, Pei Ling began to gain strength rapidly. He was already preparing to ascend and become a deity, until one fine day… "Ding-dong!" "You have chosen to practice an unknown technique. The system has identified it as a dual cultivation method. The system begins cultivating in your place. The system has detected that the host lacks a Dao partner. The system is searching for a Dao partner for you…" And so Pei Ling watched in horror as his own body ran to the neighboring training room, to a beautiful immortal fairy, drugged her and dragged her off to his chambers…