Livestream Matchmaking: My Intel Infinitely Refreshes

... Viewer: “Bro Zhang, my blind date claims she’s a Steph Curry type of player—loyal to one franchise. But I did some digging and found out she’s actually Kevin Durant. She’s hopped between multiple teams, and she only joins “championship contenders”. Still, I’m pretty satisfied with her ‘offensive ability.’ Should I keep seeing her?” Zhang Zhe: “I suggest having a professional medical team evaluate her for any ‘injury history’ first. If she’s cleared, you can offer her a 10-day tryout contract.” ... Viewer: “Streamer! I’m only 26, but the matchmaker my mom hired keeps setting me up with divorced single moms. The crazy part is... I actually fell for one of them. At my age, do you think I can give her kid a proper home?” Zhang Zhe: “Go search up the biography of St. Joseph before you come back to me.” ... Viewer: “Bro Zhang, I’m a spoiled wealthy only-daughter. I’ve had guys chasing me since I was little, but I respect myself too much, so I’ve never actually dated. Now my family is rushing me